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Can't sleep.
AWS is down.

Smart Bed Owners Forced to Sleep Sitting Up During AWS Outage:

Eight Sleep’s $2,000+ ‘Pod’ mattress covers went offline during the outage, causing them to become stuck at high temperatures and inclined positions.

I feel like when your sleep relies on us-east-1 being up and running, you know you must have made some bad decisions in life.